Imagine the glorious moment when we get to Marathon all the Hobbit movies
and then LOTR right after
Anonymous said: Calling 4chan the angriest babies in the world while having the most autism-filled tumblr to ever exist. HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Yes, I'm on tumblr, but I'd choose 4chan over this shithole filled with autism (dragonkin, anykin, bronies and tumblr-feminists) any time. Pls put on your fedora and never talk about 4chan again.
im going to ignore this ableist, offensive and incorrect message to tell you guys a story!
ok one time when i was 10 i had to go to my church’s youth group because my mom felt bad that we missed church that sunday so she wanted me to go to this at least and the week prior my sister had taken me to ardenes for the first time~!! (AND if u dont know what ardenes is, its a store that sells basically accessories and shoes and hats for really cheap) and basically i went to the hat section and i did the math like
i had 1 pair of shoes, i had 1 bracelet, and the only other section i hadnt gone to to collect goodies for the very convenient 3 for $10 deal was the HAT SECTION!
basically, ten year old me didnt understand that i couldve grabbed any other item and still get the same price for the deal, and i didnt have to have one from each section, but i felt guilted into buying a hat. so i bought a black and white checkered fedora!!
that sunday before i left for youth group i realized i had yet to wear my fancy new hat!! so i grabbed it (it didnt even match with my outfit, smh 10 yr old me, smh) and headed to the church. from there one we walked to my middle school which was right beside the chiurch to play a family oriented game of dodgeball or something, when halfway through i began feeling a little sick.
i figured it was just the big dinner i had earlier, having scarfed down like, 3 slices of lemon meringue pie so i didnt worry too much, i just took a seat for a bit. the night progressed and my stomach didnt feel any better, so i actually found a use for the abomination on the top of my head and began to fan myself with the cheaply made fabric.
my friend took me outside because she said i looked pale and we stood on the sidewalk and i waited for my mom to pick me up.
i remember the next sequence of events very clearly because my friend said she liked my hat, which was balled up in a sweat filled fist and before i had the chance to thank her, i threw up all the contents of my stomach all over my new shoes and sidewalk. that was the first and only time ive ever had a stomach bug.
now im not making assumptions, but im 110% sure that the only reason i blew my tummy out was because of the cursed factory made tacky piece of shit on my head, which was promptly thrown out.
tl;dr: i wore a fedora once and threw up violently for 6 days.
"selfie culture" seems so tame by comparison when you realize that not only did old timey rich people spend a fortune commissioning artists to paint flattering images of them, they spent many hours sitting for these portraits
who’s the me generation now
#art museums are actually just full of renaissance selfies this post just changed my life
But imagine Cas being able to leave his vessel like demons do.
So SAMs haut eating lunch in the bunker one day when a fuCKING CLOUD OF BLACK SMOKE FLIES BY FOLLOWED BY A BRIGHT BLUE LIGHT AND THEY JUST FUCKING CHASE EACH OTHER AROUND THE BUNKER
HOLY SHIT YOU GO HARRY POTTER FANDOM! YOU GIFFED US!
y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes off so they all started doing it and my friend walked into the changing room and got hit in the eye by a flying nipple
LESS HORRIFIED SCREAMS
imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday, every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves